This will probably resonate with any PC support technician and was voted by our panel of 1 grumpy old PC tech as being the best PC joke ever. It’s usually told as a long joke, so I have summarised it into a few lines. If you’re a tech, then I think you’ll appreciate the brevity as well as the levity.
The wife texts her husband on a cold winters morning:
“Windows frozen.”
Husband texts back:
“Pour some lukewarm water over it.”
Wife texts back:
“Computer is completely messed up now.”